It Was The Single Greatest Feat I

If I Had Played My Career Hitting Singles Like Pete (rose), I'd Wear A Dress.

You Don't Have To Talk To Me About Pensions. I Won't Be Around Long Enough To Collect One.

Sometimes I Think If I Had The Same Body And The Same Natural Ability And Someone Else's Brain, Who Knows How Good A Player I Might Have Been.

Not After All The Time My Dad Spent Teaching Me To Switch-hit.

Because The Players Knew That If Billy Asked Them To Jump Off A Roof, He'd Jump Off With Them.