J. Paul Getty, Who Still Hasn't Been

George W. Bush, Who Said To Pope John Paul Ii, Give Us A Visit, And Bring The Missus. Never Got A Dinner!

Sophia Loren, Whose New Baby Asked Her, Is All That For Me? Never Got A Dinner!

Helen Of Troy, A Hooker From Upstate New York. Never Got A Dinner!

Joan Rivers, Who Said To Marcel Marceau, Can We Talk? Never Got A Dinner!

If I Lose Show Business - I'll Really Be An Orphan!