Jealousy Is Inconsolable Because It Cannot Know

Masturbation Is A Democratic Pleasure, Practiced By Rich And Poor, Young And Old, Married And Single.

Small Successes Are Still Successes; Great Failures Are Still Failures.

Old Age Likes Indecency. It's A Sign Of Life.

Finding A Thought For An Aphorism Is Not Hard. Putting A Kink In Its Tail Is The Hard Part.

Even In Writing An Annual Report, The Unconscious Plays A Role.