Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And

Fortunately For Women, Most Men Mistake Loneliness For Love Before Marriage, And Habit For Happiness Afterward.

Changing Husbands Is About As Satisfactory As Changing A Bundle From One Hand To The Other; It Gives You Only Temporary Relief.

A Man Loses His Illusions First, His Teeth Second, And His Follies Last.

There Are More Ways Of Killing A Man's Love Than By Strangling It To Death, But That's The Usual Way.

Between Lovers A Little Confession Is A Dangerous Thing.