John Mcenroe Looks As If He Is

Here Was My First Lesson On The Resolutely Maintained Untidiness And Ill-health Of The English Upper Orders. In Baggy Evening Dress And Old Before Their Time, They Displayed Gapped And Tangled Teeth In Loosely Open Mouths. Gently Shedding Dandruff, They Lurched Across The Lawn. When They Stood At The Bar They Looked Like Lee Trevino Putting.

Writers Quite Often Starve. And I'm Mainly Just Writing Critical Prose And Poetry, That's A Formula For Starvation.

Television Is Simultaneously Blamed, Often By The Same People, For Worsening The World And For Being Powerless To Change It.

I Was A Big Pothead For A Short Period. That Was What Ticked Me Off That I Shouldn't Go Near Hard Drugs, Actually, Because I Would Consume The Stuff As If It Was Going Out Of Style And It Rapidly Occurred To Me That If I Ever Tried A Hard Drug, The Same Thing Would Happen, So I Never Did.

The Language Laboratory At Cambridge Is A Very Good Way Of Finding Out About Grammar And The Vocabulary And That's Why I Learned To Read German And Later On I Added Spanish, The Standard European Languages.