John Mcenroe Looks As If He Is

A Sceptic Finds Dallas Absurd. A Cynic Thinks The Public Doesn't

It Is Only When They Go Wrong That Machines Remind You How Powerful They Are.

Philosophers Are Divided On The Question Of Whether The Narrative Therein Unfolded [the Crossman Diaries] Is Grippingly Boring Or Boringly Gripping.

Delivering The State Of The Union? That Bloke Couldn't Deliver Pizza.

I Saw The Film Pearl Harbour And It Made Me Wish That The Japanese Had Bombed Hollywood Instead!