Just Because No One Has Ever Gotten

Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure. I Became A Cartoonist Largely Because I Failed In My Goal Of Becoming A Successful Executive.

People Are Idiots. Including Me. Everyone Is An Idiot, Not Just The People With The Low Sat Scores. The Only Difference Is That We're Idiots About Different Things At Different Times. No Matter How Smart You Are, You Spend Much Of Your Day Being An Idiot.

A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray On Wheels.

Everybody Is Somebody's Else's Weirdo

Technology: No Place For Wimps!