The Best Part About Being My Age

Frankly, I’m Suspicious Of Anyone Who Has A Strong Opinion On A Complicated Issue.

I'm Predicting That We'll Finally Have A Computer Will Search My E-mail Automatically And Delete Every Message That Begins With 'thought You'd Be Interested,' And Then Give An Electrical Shock To The Sender To Remind Him Or Her To Stop Send That Kind Of Message.

When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come Off And Employers Are Less Nice. People Become Disposable.

You Don't Argue With A Four-year Old About Why He Shouldn't Eat Candy For Dinner. You Don't Punch A Mentally Handicapped Guy Even If He Punches You First. And You Don't Argue When A Women Tells You She's Only Making 80 Cents To Your Dollar. It's The Path Of Least Resistance. You Save Your Energy For More Important Battles.

He Changed More Times Than A Baby In A Beer-drinking Contest.