Keep Your Lies Short And Simple.

Alcohol Postpones Anxiety, Then Multiplies It.

Either Offer Me Something I Really Like, Or Stop Trying To Tempt Me.

Avid Readers Are Enchanted By Meaning, Which Is Available Chiefly In Books.

Mistakes Are The Only Universal Form Of Originality.

The Madness Of Love Can Always Be Suspended--to Cook Dinner Or Catch A Plane, For Instance.