King Henry Viii, Who Said To His

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Bluebeard, Who Said To Scottland Yard, How Do I Know How Many Wives I've Killed? I'm Not An Accountant! Never Got A Dinner!

Pope John Paul Ii's Press Secretary, Who Said, See, If Only The Pope Were Italian, He Woulda Shot Back! Never Got A Dinner!

Alexander Graham Bell's Wife, Who Said To Alex On Their Wedding Night, Your Three Minutes Are Up. Never Got A Dinner!

King Solomon, Who Said To His Thousand Wives, Who Doesn't Have A Headache Tonight? Never Got A Dinner!