King Henry Viii, Who Said To His

Sydney Poitier, Who Said To Lester Maddox, Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner? Never Got A Dinner!

When People Ask Me If Dean Martin Drank, Let Me Put It This Way. If Dracula Bit Dean In The Neck, He'd Get A Bloody Mary.

Eve Said To The Serpent, “you Know I Could Go For A Bite To Eat, But I Don't Know You From Adam.”

Joan Rivers, Who Said To Marcel Marceau, Can We Talk? Never Got A Dinner!

Captain Hook's Mother, Who Said To Little Hook, For God Sakes, Don't Scratch It! Never Got A Dinner!