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George W. Bush, Who Said To Pope John Paul Ii, Give Us A Visit, And Bring The Missus. Never Got A Dinner!

The Captain Of The Titanic, Who Said To Room Service, Who Sent For All This Ice? Never Got A Dinner!

Nostradamus, Who Predicted That Billy Bailey Would Not Come Home. Never Got A Dinner!

Joe Torre, Who Switched To First Base Because He Didn't Want To Go Through Life As Chicken Catcher Torre. Never Got A Dinner!

Captain Hook's Mother, Who Said To Little Hook, For God Sakes, Don't Scratch It! Never Got A Dinner!