Know My Feelings About Traffic Laws? Cop

Don't Take Guilt Trips. Take A Trip To The Mall, To The Next County, To A Foreign Country, But Not To Where The Guilt Is.

I Go To Bed Early; My Favorite Dream Comes On At Nine.

I'm Happy To Tell You There Is Very Little In This World That I Believe In.

I Kind Of Like It When A Lot Of People Die, And On The Other Hand I Always Wonder How Many Unused Frequent-flier Miles They Had.

Somewhere In The World Is A Doctor Who Is Worse Than All Other Doctors...and Someone Has An Appointment With Him In The Morning.