Last Night I Went Out For Chinese.

The Economy Is So Bad That Bedbugs Are Now Infesting Sleeping Bags And Tents, Because They Can't Afford To Stay In Hotels Anymore.

George W. Bush Loves Golf Because It's Like The Election--low Score Wins.

Folks, Tomorrow America Will Get To Hear Those Four Words We've Been Waiting For: "former President George Bush".

Heating Bills This Winter Are The Highest They've Been In Five Years, But President Bush Has A Plan To Combat Rising Bills. It's Called Global Warming.

You Know What Ken Lay Had For Breakfast This Morning? Shredded Wheat.