Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Played Hide-and-seek. They Wouldn't Even Look For Me.

I Had Plenty Of Pimples As A Kid. One Day I Fell Asleep In The Library. When I Woke Up, A Blind Man Was Reading My Face.

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.