Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

My Wife Gives Good Headache.