Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

At Christmas Time We Couldn't Afford Tinsel, So We'd Wait Till Grandpa Sneezed.

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

At Christmas Time I Sat On Santa's Lap. His Fly Was Open ! Boy What A Present He Gave Me !