Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

I Was Making Love To This Girl And She Started Crying. I Said, "are You Going To Hate Yourself In The Morning?" She Said, "no, I Hate Myself Now."

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.