Laugh, And The World Laughs With You.

Lots Of Folks Confuse Bad Management With Destiny.

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.

If There's Any Literary Ability In A Feller, Getting Fired Out Of A Good Government Job Will Bring It Out.

When A Woman Says, 'i Don't Wish To Mention Any Names', It Means It Ain't Necessary To Mention Any Names.

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.