Laugh, And The World Laughs With You.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

Live So That You Can At Least Get The Benefit Of The Doubt.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.

It Isn't Enough For You To Love Money - It's Also Necessary That Money Should Love You.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.