Laugh At Yourself, But Don't Ever Aim

Be As Smart As You Can, But Remember That It Is Always Better To Be Wise Than To Be Smart.

If You Know What You're Looking For, That's All You'll Get - What's Previously Known. But When You're Open To What's Possible, You Get Something New - That's Creativity.

People Who Laugh Together Generally Don't Kill Each Other.

I Have Thought About Punching People Out. Sometimes, I've Thought, 'why Don't I Just Act On That Impulse?' But Then, I've Never Hit Anybody In Anger. Hey! I've Never Hit Anybody For Fun.

I've Been Nominated Twice Before As Actor In A Leading Part. Now I'm Nominated As Actor In A Supporting Part. If I Don't Win, I'll Just Wait Until I'm Nominated For Being In The Theater During The Show. Do They Have One Like That?