Laugh Every Day As Much As You

The Quickest Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Chest.

Everything On This Earth Right Now Is About Labor And Slavery. War Is The Only American Export Left That Anyone Wants To Buy.

As Prime Minister Of Israel, I Will Introduce A Bill Into The Knesset That Will Simply Pay The Arabs Not To Shoot At The Jews.

I'm Not Going To Vacuum 'til Sears Makes One You Can Ride On.

Adults In A Free Country Should Be Able To Smoke A Joint If They Want To.