Laughter Survives... It Has To Survive.

When We Got Married, We Agreed On A Boy For Me, And A Girl For You. Mine's Upstairs Sleeping. Good Luck With Yours!

80% Of The Women Who Were Asked If They Fake Orgasms Said Yes. Actually, They Said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.

I Do Everything One At A Time, One Day At A Time. It's The Only Way I Can Do All What I Want. I Stopped Watching [most Of] The News And Entertainment Shows. I Think It's Helped Me To Stay A Little Clearer. Do I Need To Know What Kevin Federline Is Doing? And I Don't Sleep A Lot. I'm Always Connected To [my Work].

Max: What's A Period? George: It's A Bullet We Dodge, Go Get Ready.