Leisure Is The Handmaiden Of The Devil.

Man May Penetrate The Outer Reaches Of The Universe, He May Solve The Very Secret Of Eternity Itself But For Me, The Ultimate Human Experience Is To Witness The Flawless Execution Of The Hit-and-run.

Baseball Is A Game Of Inches.

I Cannot Face My God Much Longer Knowing That His Black Creatures Are Held Separate And Distinct From His White Creatures In The Game That Has Given Me All That I Can Call My Own.

When (rube) Waddell Had Control And Some Sleep, He Was Unbeatable.

I'm A Man Of Some Intelligence. I've Had Some Education, Passed The Bar, Practiced Law. I've Been A Teacher And I Deal With Men Of Substance, Statesman, Business Leaders, The Clergy... So Why Do I Spend My Time Arguing With Dizzy Dean?