Let Me Tell You About My Family.

Azhar Usman Is A True Original And Will Laugh The Hate Right Out Of You.

I'll Tell You How You Know When You're On Something Good: When Everybody Starts To Tear Up When They're Leaving, When They're Wrapping For The Season. You Know, When You Say, "all Right, We're Done With Mcgillicuddy. That's A Wrap For Mcgillicuddy!" And Everybody Applauds, But Everybody's Sad, Because Mcgillicuddy's Going To Be Gone! You Know, It's Like Family Going Off To College Or War. You Have This Intimate Relationship With These People, And Then - Bam! - They're Gone.

My First Words Were 'seconds, Please.' Most Kids In Kindergarten Napped On A Little Rug. I Had A Braided 9 X 12.

My Mother Loved People And She Loved Conversation, And She Loved To Engage With People. She Was A Really Fantastic Person. You Would've Really Liked Her.

I Have Added A Lot. There's Some Vegas Stuff And Hotel Stuff And A Whole Chunk On Health.