Minnesotans Really Think They Run The Whole

I've Been In Vegas. That's Where You Get Into The Money Thing. Boy, You Get Greedy In Vegas, You Know. That's The Only Place That You Can Bet $25, Get It Up To $500 And Refuse To Quit.

I Just Had A Throwaway Part, Really, If You Think About It. I'm Not A Natural Actor, You Know? I'm A Comedian, Through And Through. And I Really Love My Lines. Those Are The Lines I Want To Do.

It's So Much Easier To Be Cynical.

I Felt Ashamed For What I Had Done. I Don't Have Any Excuses. I Did What I Did. I Take Full Responsibility For Myself And My Actions. I Wouldn't Pawn This Off On Anybody. I'm Sorry It Happened. And I Hurt People.

Playing Mrs.baskets Was An Interesting Experience For Me. It Was The Most Rewarding Thing I've Done Since Life With Louie. So You Never Know: If Somebody Asks You To Put A Wig And A Dress On, You Shouldn't Just Say "no" Right Away.you Should At Least See If There's Money, Fame, And Satisfaction Involved.