Let's All Start Walking More And Driving

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

"have You Done Your Homework?" My Mother Would Ask. "i'll Do It Later." "you Will Do It Now, Young Man. I Don't Want You Winding Up On The Third Shift At Flagg-utica." Flagg-utica Was A Local Textile Plant. Somehow, I Never Could Figure How Failing To Read Three Chapters In My Geography Book About The Various Sorts Of Vegetation To Be Found In A Tropical Rain Forest Had Anything To Do With Facing A Life As A Mill Hand. But With Enough Guilt And Fear As Catalysts, You Can Read Anything, Even Geography Books And Deuteronomy.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.