Let's All Start Walking More And Driving

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

The Idiot Who Invented Instant Grits Also Thought Of Frozen Fried Chicken, And They Ought To Lock Him Up Before He Tries To Freeze-dry Collards.