Let's Face It: It's Difficult Enough To

Everything My Mother Made Had To Cook For 80 Hours, And When She Made Matzoh Balls She Didn't Know Fluffy. Everything Sank.

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!

If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You've Got To Buy Two Separate Books.

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

When I Was In The Hospital They Gave Me Apple Juice Every Morning, Even After I Told Them I Didn't Like It. I Had To Get Even. One Morning, I Poured The Apple Juice Into The Specimen Tube. The Nurse Held It Up And Said, 'it's A Little Cloudy.' I Took The Tube From Her And Said, 'let Me Run It Through Again,' And Drank It. The Nurse Fainted.