You Do Live Longer With Bran, But

My Mother Kept The House Clean And We Ate Good. I Didn't Know We Were Poor Until I Started Giving Interviews.

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.

I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In The Morning. That's The Only Way I Can Get Through The Day, Having A Specific Meal To Look Forward To At Night.

It's Not Easy Being A Father, But I've Been Allowed A Comeback.

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.