My Mother Kept The House Clean And

I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In The Morning. That's The Only Way I Can Get Through The Day, Having A Specific Meal To Look Forward To At Night.

When I Get Up In The Morning, I Have To Decide What I'm Going To Have For Dinner Or I Can't Get Through The Day.

As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be A Better Father.

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.

My Son Says I Never Tell Stories About Anyone Who's Living.