When I Get Up In The Morning,

My Father Helped Me Leave. He Said, 'it's All Out There, It's Not Here.'

Banks Have A New Image. Now You Have 'a Friend,' Your Friendly Banker. If The Banks Are So Friendly, How Come They Chain Down The Pens?

Comedy Is An Amazing Calling. Once You Get That First Laugh, It's Hard To Turn Away. Then, Of Course, You're Hooked And You Have To Learn How To Survive In The Business.

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.