My Father Helped Me Leave. He Said,

We Get The Worrywart, The Hypochondriac, The Money-grubbing Miser, The Intractable Negotiator... Some Would Say Certain Of These Refer To The Stereotypical, Or 'stage' Jew. But Objectively Speaking, The Only Crime In Humor Is An Unfunny Joke.

Milton Took Vaudeville, Which, If You Look Up 'vaudeville' In The Dictionary, Right Alongside Of It, It Says 'milton Berle' - And He Made It Just A Tremendous Party.

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

My Son Says I Never Tell Stories About Anyone Who's Living.

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.