As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.

The World Is Full Of Little Dictators Trying To Run Your Life.

My Father Was A Dreamer - My Hero. He Was A Smart, Tough Guy From Poland, A Cutter Of Lady's Handbags, An Old Socialist-unionist Who Always Considered Himself A Failure. His Big Line Was: 'don't End Up Like Me.'

Let's Face It: It's Difficult Enough To Be Funny Without Worrying About What Is Going To Offend Whom.

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.