As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.

Milton Took Vaudeville, Which, If You Look Up 'vaudeville' In The Dictionary, Right Alongside Of It, It Says 'milton Berle' - And He Made It Just A Tremendous Party.

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!

I Was A High School Throw-out.

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.