I Was A High School Throw-out.

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.

When I Get Up In The Morning, I Have To Decide What I'm Going To Have For Dinner Or I Can't Get Through The Day.

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.