I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In

And Humor Has Always Been A Weapon. You Want To Get Even On Somebody? You Want To Attack Somebody? Make Fun Of Them.

The World Is Full Of Little Dictators Trying To Run Your Life.

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

When I Was In The Hospital They Gave Me Apple Juice Every Morning, Even After I Told Them I Didn't Like It. I Had To Get Even. One Morning, I Poured The Apple Juice Into The Specimen Tube. The Nurse Held It Up And Said, 'it's A Little Cloudy.' I Took The Tube From Her And Said, 'let Me Run It Through Again,' And Drank It. The Nurse Fainted.

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.