My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is

My Father Helped Me Leave. He Said, 'it's All Out There, It's Not Here.'

If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You've Got To Buy Two Separate Books.

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.

As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be A Better Father.