The World Is Full Of Little Dictators

I Won't Eat In A Place That Has Suits Of Armor.

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.

I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In The Morning. That's The Only Way I Can Get Through The Day, Having A Specific Meal To Look Forward To At Night.

Let's Face It: It's Difficult Enough To Be Funny Without Worrying About What Is Going To Offend Whom.