Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us

My Father Was A Dreamer - My Hero. He Was A Smart, Tough Guy From Poland, A Cutter Of Lady's Handbags, An Old Socialist-unionist Who Always Considered Himself A Failure. His Big Line Was: 'don't End Up Like Me.'

It's Not Easy Being A Father, But I've Been Allowed A Comeback.

I Was A High School Throw-out.

As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be A Better Father.

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.