And Humor Has Always Been A Weapon.

Comedy Is A Reflection. We Create Nothing. We Set No Styles, No Standards. We're Reflections. It's A Distorted Mirror In The Fun House. We Watch Society. As Society Behaves, Then We Have The Ability To Make Fun Of It.

You Know You Are Getting Old When People Tell You How Good You Look.

My Father Was A Dreamer - My Hero. He Was A Smart, Tough Guy From Poland, A Cutter Of Lady's Handbags, An Old Socialist-unionist Who Always Considered Himself A Failure. His Big Line Was: 'don't End Up Like Me.'

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.

If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You've Got To Buy Two Separate Books.