Liar: A Lawyer With A Roving Commission.

I Believe We Shall Come To Care About People Less And Less. The More People One Knows The Easier It Becomes To Replace Them. It's One Of The Curses Of London.

Noise, N. A Stench In The Ear. Undomesticated Music. The Chief Product And Authenticating Sign Of Civilization.

While Your Friend Holds You Affectionately By Both Your Hands, You Are Safe, For You Can Watch Both His.

Corporation: An Ingenious Device For Obtaining Profit Without Individual Responsibility.

An Egotist Is A Person Of Low Taste - More Interested In Himself Than In Me.