Liberals Always Feel Your Pain. Unless Of

It Takes Zero Politically Correct People To Screw In A Lightbulb Because They Are Perpetually In The Dark.

The Death Penalty Is Becoming A Way Of Life In This Country.

How Many Of Those Dead Animals You See On The Highway Are Suicides?

Check Out The Helmet Hair On Randy Moss, Babe! He Looks Like Some Freakish Anti-mr. T After A Long Evening Sleeping Through 'aida.'

When I Went To College, I Lived On Campus, And The Guys I Hung Out With Made The Characters In Revenge Of The Nerds Look Like The Rat Pack In 1962. I, Myself Made That Kid Booger Look Like Remington Steele.