Life - A Spiritual Pickle Preserving The

Envy, N. Emulation Adapted To The Meanest Capacity.

Vituperation, N. Saite, As Understood By Dunces And All Such As Suffer From An Impediment In Their Wit.

Truth Is So Good A Thing That Falsehood Can Not Afford To Be Without It.

Administration, N. An Ingenious Abstraction In Politics, Designed To Receive The Kicks And Cuffs Due To The Premier Or President. A Man Of Straw, Proof Against Bad-egging And Dead-catting.

When You Doubt, Abstain.