Life Has Taught Me To Forgive Much,

People Never Lie So Much As After A Hunt, During A War Or Before An Election.

Life Has Taught Me To Forgive Much, But To Seek Forgiveness Still More.

We Are Better Off Not Knowing How Sausages And Laws Are Made.

There Is A Providence That Protects Idiots, Drunkards, Children And The United States Of America.

Love Is Blind; Friendship Tries Not To Notice.