Life Is A Cruel, Horrible Joke And

I'm Very Sane About How Crazy I Am.

I Mean, Most Fun Things Are Bad For You In One Way Or Another.

No, As It Turns Out, I Really Like Being Congratulated On My Weight Loss. I Like It So Much, It's Tragic.

Having Waited My Entire Life To Get An Award For Something, Anything...i Now Get Awards All The Time For Being Mentally Ill. It’s Better Than Being Bad At Being Insane, Right? How Tragic Would It Be To Be Runner-up For Bipolar Woman Of The Year?

This Actress Named Lisa Eilbacher. I Was Up For The Part In Shampoo And Friends Of Mine Kept Telling Me She Was Going Around Saying All These Bad Things About Me. It's Like We're Still In The Sixth Grade Sometimes.