Life Is A Four-letter Word.

Never Trust A Preacher With More Than Two Suits.

If I Get Busted In New York, The Freest City In The World, That Will Be The End Of My Career.

Anyone Who Does Anything For Pleasure To Indulge His Selfish Soul Will Surely Burn In Hell.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It.

Sex And Obscenity Are Not Synonymous.