Life Is A Four-letter Word.

What You End Up With Is Outrageousness Without The Laugh - Comedy As Electro Shock Therapy.

You Put A Guy On A Desert Island, He'll Do It To Mud, A Chicken, A Barrel, Anything, A Knothole.

If You Live In New York, Even If You're Catholic, You're Jewish

Part Of The Kick Of Making People Laugh Was Doing Something Different. We Were A Rare Breed - Spotting One Of Us Was Like Pinning A Space Alien, Or Abdominal Snowman. There Were Maybe A Hundred Stand-ups In The Whole Country When I Was Doing It.

Sex And Obscenity Are Not Synonymous.