Life Is A Mixed Blessing, Which We

Of All Second-class Citizens, Neurotics Are The Only Ones Who Are So By Choice.

Women Usually Love What They Buy, Yet Hate Two-thirds Of What Is In Their Closets.

My Religious Position: I Think That God Could Do A Lot Better, And I'm Willing To Give Him The Chance.

When First We Fall In Love, We Feel That We Know All There Is To Know About Life, And Perhaps We Are Right.

The Neurotic Always Wishes People Would Let Him Alone - Until They Do.