Life Is A Near-death Experience.

I Don't Vote. We're Led To Believe We're Free Through The Exercise Of Ineffective Freedoms.

Some People Think Of The Glass As Half Full. Some People Think Of The Glass As Half Empty. I Think Of The Glass As Too Big.

Most People Work Just Hard Enough Not To Get Fired And Get Paid Just Enough Money Not To Quit.

People Have Material Needs, But You Don't Need A Deodorant For Every Different Day Of The Week. You Don't Need Four Hundred Varieties Of Mustard. This Is What I Call Too Many Choices. There Are Too Many Choices In America.

Did You Ever Look At Your Watch, And You Look Away... And You Don't Know What Time It Is?