Life Is A Quarry, Out Of Which

If God Wants Us To Do A Thing, He Should Make His Wishes Sufficiently Clear. Sensible People Will Wait Till He Has Done This Before Paying Much Attention To Him.

Logic Is Like The Sword - Those Who Appeal To It, Shall Perish By It.

A Physician's Physiology Has Much The Same Relation To His Power Of Healing As A Cleric's Divinity Has To His Power Of Influencing Conduct.

In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.

If I Die Prematurely At Any Rate I Shall Be Saved From Being Bored To Death By My Own Success.