Life Is A Quarry, Out Of Which

He Has Spent His Life Best Who Has Enjoyed It Most. God Will Take Care That We Do Not Enjoy It Any More Than Is Good For Us.

Some Men Love Truth So Much That They Seem To Be In Continual Fear Lest She Should Catch A Cold On Overexposure.

People In General Are Equally Horrified At Hearing The Christian Religion Doubted, And At Seeing It Practiced.

In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.

The Seven Deadly Sins: Want Of Money, Bad Health, Bad Temper, Chastity, Family Ties, Knowing That You Know Things, And Believing In The Christian Religion.