Life Is About Having A Good Time.

I Wanted To Meet Bob Hope, And I Got To Know Him Pretty Well.

We Mocked That Concept ['movies Are Better Than Ever'] By Doing A Sketch That Was About A Theater Trying To Get One Customer To Come In...and That Customer Was Jerry Lewis. It Generated So Much Controversy That Dean [martin] And Jerry [lewis] Had To Apologize In A Full Page Ad In Variety.

Life Is Made Up Of Small Pleasures. Happiness Is Made Up Of Those Tiny Successes. The Big Ones Come Too Infrequently. And If You Don't Collect All These Tiny Successes, The Big Ones Don't Really Mean Anything.

When We Went On The Air, I Didn't Want To Be Interrupted For An Act-one Curtain.

We Just May Be The Most Well-informed, Yet Least Self-aware, People In History.