Life Is Beautiful But People Are Crazy.

Babies Are Always More Trouble Than You Thought And More Wonderful.

It's Really An Optimistic Show. I Think Most Of The People In This Country Are Optimistic, Too.

Compared To The Spoken Word, A Picture Is A Pitiful Thing, Indeed.

It Was While Making Newspaper Deliveries, Trying To Miss The Bushes And Hit The Porch, That I First Learned The Importance Of Accuracy In Journalism.

Being Politically Correct Means Always Having To Say You're Sorry.