Life Is For The Living.

I Failed To Make The Chess Team Because Of My Height.

Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom The Size Of A Buick.

I Don't Respond Well To Mellow, You Know What I Mean, I Have A Tendency To... If I Get Too Mellow, I Ripen And Then Rot.

I Always Thought That As Long As Man Is Mortal, He Will Never Be Relaxed.

In My Next Life I Want To Live Backwards. Start Out Dead And Finish Off As An Orgasm.