Life Is Hard For Insects. And Don't

For The First Year Of Marriage I Had Basically A Bad Attitude. I Tended To Place My Wife Underneath A Pedestal.

Maybe The Poets Are Right. Maybe Love Is The Only Answer.

But It Was I - Yes I - Who Discovered The Link Between Excessive Masturbation And Entry Into Politics!

Eternal Nothingness Is Fine If You Happen To Be Dressed For It.

When I Was Kidnapped, My Parents Snapped Into Action. They Rented Out My Room.