My Wife Is Immature. Whenever I Take

I Can't Do Anything To Death, Doctor's Orders.

All People Know The Same Truth. Our Lives Consist Of How We Choose To Distort It.

We Live In Far Too Permissive A Society. Never Before Has Pornography Been This Rampant. And Those Films Are So Badly Lit!

In Order To Be Successful, All You've Got To Do Is Show Up 80 Percent Of The Time.

I Carry A Bullet In My Breast Pocket. Once, A Crazy Evangelist Threw A Bible At Me, Which Would Have Gone Through My Heart If It Wasn't For The Bullet.