Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It

Readers Have Told Me That Their Children Have Learned To Read After Years Of Struggle After Starting To Read Garfield's Comic Strip And Many People Who Have Moved To The United States Have Said That They, Too, Learned English By Reading Garfield.

If You Are Patient...and Wait Long Enough...nothing Will Happen

I Can Go Everywhere And No One Recognises Me.

I Thought If I Could Create A Convincing Cat I Could Say And Do Anything I Wanted On The Human Condition.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.